Post by stris141 on Feb 17, 2007 13:41:29 GMT -5
I love this! Had to add on a couple I've found out.LOL Add any you might have found.
> And you also find out interesting things when you have sons,
like...
>
> 1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq.
ft.
>house 4 inches deep.
>
> 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them
with
>roller blades, they can ignite.
>
> 3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a
crowded
>restaurant.
>
> 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
>strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a
>Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to
>spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
>
> 5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is
on.
>When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few
>times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long
way.
>
> 6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a
baseball
>hit by a ceiling fan.
>
> 7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's
>already too late.
>
> 8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
>
> 9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even
>though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
>
> 10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-
>year old Boy.
>
> 11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same
>sentence.
>
> 12. Super glue is forever.
>
> 13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you
still
>can't walk on water.
>
> 14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
>
> 15. VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV
>commercials show they do.
>
> 16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
>
> 17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
>
> 18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
>
> 19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys
do
>not like ovens.
>
> 20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response
time.
>
> 21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make
earthworms
>dizzy.
>
> 22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
>
> 23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24. A half gallon of chocolate milk, will just about cover a kitchen, at knee height.
25. There are lots and lots of parts, in a old style(50's/60's) adding machine.
Steve
> And you also find out interesting things when you have sons,
like...
>
> 1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq.
ft.
>house 4 inches deep.
>
> 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them
with
>roller blades, they can ignite.
>
> 3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a
crowded
>restaurant.
>
> 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
>strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a
>Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to
>spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
>
> 5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is
on.
>When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few
>times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long
way.
>
> 6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a
baseball
>hit by a ceiling fan.
>
> 7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's
>already too late.
>
> 8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
>
> 9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even
>though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
>
> 10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-
>year old Boy.
>
> 11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same
>sentence.
>
> 12. Super glue is forever.
>
> 13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you
still
>can't walk on water.
>
> 14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
>
> 15. VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV
>commercials show they do.
>
> 16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
>
> 17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
>
> 18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
>
> 19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys
do
>not like ovens.
>
> 20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response
time.
>
> 21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make
earthworms
>dizzy.
>
> 22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
>
> 23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24. A half gallon of chocolate milk, will just about cover a kitchen, at knee height.
25. There are lots and lots of parts, in a old style(50's/60's) adding machine.
Steve